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The "Buy Out"

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:12 pm
by Joe Andrews
Here is some light humor! :)

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for
> $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next
> day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
> horse died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
> The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it
> already' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the
> dead horse.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do
> with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him
> off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a
> dead horse!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I
> just won't tell any body he's dead.' A month
> later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What
> happened with that dead horse?' Chuck said, 'I
> raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
> and made a profit of $998.' The farmer said,
> 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said,
> 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
> back.' Chuck grew up and works now for the
> government. He was the one who figured out how to
> "bail us out".


Re: The "Buy Out"

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:36 pm
by Dust In The Wind
I just knew the government bailout was a scam.....