OGRE REPORT ON THE ECONOMY

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OGRE REPORT ON THE ECONOMY

Post by Dust In The Wind » Sun May 10, 2009 2:44 am

OGRE REPORT ON THE ECONOMY

The latest news on the economy is as follows:

1) Ogre Auto has declared that they will not go bankrupt under any circumstances and has decided to go with force sales by grabbing unsuspecting humans as they walk by and give them an “Offer they can’t refuse” and figure the lost in human life should be minimal.

2) Caves by the Swamp Inc. has seen new construction increase in the last couple of weeks and expect sales to increase since they have added additional features to lure Dragons into the cave market like the belly warming room and the fire proof interior.

3) The Ogre Gov has promised to throw more money at the problem by printing more Ogre dollars so everyone thinks that things are much better than they really are. It has also promised to eat anyone that does not comply with acknowledging that things are better.

4) The war with the trolls is showing promise to add a boost to the economy since we will need more clubs and bigger clubs to club da trolls. We are also investing in the new “mow ‘em down” log trap and figure the troll carpet will be a big seller for future generations… nothing like wiping your feet on a troll.

5) Ponzi Elf has been caught and it was determined that a quick death would satisfy more than trying to get milk from a dead cow. His flim-flam was related to 1000’s of Ogre’s investing into swamp land that was nothing more that manicured lawns and what self respecting Ogre wants an ugly space like that.

6) Glenda has been ransomed for a hugh price from the humans and we tied a string to her foot so after she crossed the bridge we could pull her back for some more cash… boy humans are so stupid.

7) Ogre bank has been closed… it didn’t have any money anyways!

8 ) We have added bunnies to the menu


That’s all for now

JUST DUST
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Re: OGRE REPORT ON THE ECONOMY

Post by Bg Trnr » Mon May 11, 2009 1:15 am

Arrrrrrrrrrr. Good place to mention that the pirate plunder & pillage index has shot waaaay up.Keep up the good work me maties.Arrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Re: OGRE REPORT ON THE ECONOMY

Post by Lace » Mon May 11, 2009 4:05 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Poor Glenda.
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Re: OGRE REPORT ON THE ECONOMY

Post by Dust In The Wind » Tue May 12, 2009 12:03 am

What do you mean by poor Glenda.... she's rich and so is her family, why we're holding her hostage for ransom......

Oh ya mean Poor Ogre's having a Human in our camp... LOL

JUST DUST

PS - Ogre Auto Stocks are way up today due to a report that the Italian Gnomes have decided to back Ogre Auto buy buying a 49% share in the company. It has also been rumoured that the Dragons have a tenative agreement to provide heating for the next winter.

PS - Yes plunder and pilage is way up and reach an alltime high, AAARRRGGHHH!!! good job BG Trnr!!!
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