the joys of motherhood at 65

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the joys of motherhood at 65

Post by sandbar » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:43 pm

lol, I can just imagine this...... :lol: :lol:

Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the Hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet ,' she said, 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very Impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'

she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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