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Post by maggs_01 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:36 am

Y'all hush yo mouths! Tater has a big crush on me and he done a lot fer me. Bought me a dishwasher even.

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N we had a reall good BBQ

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He even fixed me a special clothes dryer and now I kin do laundry n kids at the same time.
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Why I even has runnin hot water and my own alarm system so's I don't git none o them thieves after my corn whiskey.

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Ya all is jes jelous
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Post by maggs_01 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:38 am

Nice doorbell primal. Very nice!

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Post by XAmaltheaX » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:01 am

LMAO if that doorbell barks the american anthem i want it
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Post by EzRider » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:18 pm

Amalthea to Dad ~ there's something wrong with our new doorbell
Dad to Amalthea ~ No, I disconnected it.
Amalthea to Dad ~ how come?
Dad to Amalthea ~ after you missed 2 straight days of work sitting on the front step playin with that button, I figured it was the right thing to do :shock:
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Post by Primal Instincts » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:30 pm

Im REALLY startin to like you Magg's.....and that Unibrow......wanna go chase toad's with me after sundown?........ 8)
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Post by EzRider » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:14 am

I've had an epiphany. after someone sent me a george bush joke, it occured to me. all this strife, all this aggression. what we are missing is the Monica variable. when Clinton was in power, the US didnt attack anyone, forge intel to allow for UN backed aggressions, and the world was generally a happier place. Clinton even kept the US involved in world issues like global warming and the environment. I think the call needed here is, not bring back Clinton, but "bring back Monica". a happy president is a calm president. the old saying goes...when the president is happy, everyone is happy. chew that one over. hehehe

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Post by FrshVaBreeze » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:17 am

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Friends should never discuss religion or politics! I will fight the urge to reply! Now, back to just making fun of each other...

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Post by EzRider » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:22 am

sry bout that. wasnt really tryin to bash the bush, or chase the political end of things. I'm a firm believer that the most powerful man in the world should be able to have what he wants, when he wants. tell him no, hes bound to get cranky. now, lets get back to bashing.... amalthea :twisted:
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Post by Tater » Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:48 pm

Taters' guide to Redneck etiquette:

General:
Never take Beer to a job interview
Always identify people in your yard,before shooting at them
It is considered tacky to take a cooler into a church
If you can vacum the sheets, they need to be changed
Even if you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-haul to the funeral home.


Dining out
When decanting wine always tilt the paper cup, so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine
If drinking from the bottle always hold it so the fingers are covering the label.



Entertaining at Home
A proper centerpiece is not made by a taxidermist
Do not let the dog eat at the table.... no matter how good his manners are


Personal Hygiene
Cleaning ones ears should always be done in private, using one's own truck keys
Proper use of toiletries can forestall Bathing several days
If you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money



Dating (outside the family)
Always bait your dates hook on the first date.
Be attentive, let her know you interested........ i.e. I have wanted to go out with you since I read about you in the stall at the Conaco Station
Establish with her Parents the time you will bring her home. Some might say 10:00, others might say Monday. If the latter remember it is the mans' responsibility to get her to school on time.


Theater Etiquette
Crying babies should be takin to the lobby, and picked up immediately after the movie
Refrain from talking to the characters on screen... test have shown they can't hear you.


Driving Courtesy
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if you have a deer in sight.
When approaching a 4 way stop, the truck with the biggest tires has the right of way
Never tow a car using panty hose and duct tape
When sending your wife down the hiway with a gas can, it is rude to ask her to bring back a 6 pack.
Do not burn rubber in a funeral procession
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Post by maggs_01 » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:36 am

Chasin toads was fun but even better wuz the ride on the ferris wheel!

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Here's a pic of Primal everyone. Ain't he a hunk?

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Here's tater too. So romantic he played purty love songs fer me n sang em too!
He made the geetar himself. So talented. What's a woman to do? So many men, so little time.

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Post by Runt » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:23 am

Ok... am I the only one who wants that ferris wheel in my backyard?

:? that scares even me...
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Post by x MISSY x » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:25 am

can i hang my kids by their toes from it????
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