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Hihihi

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:52 pm
by XAmaltheaX
How to lock Ez's thread with style:

(hihihihihi)



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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:58 pm
by EzRider
actually, the red permatex is much better. permanent too. I use it on my bike all the time. although, I'm thinking on other purposes it might have whilst mulling over ur post amal :twisted:

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:05 pm
by XAmaltheaX
Hihihi they say a picture is worth 1000 words. Well this one is for u Ezzy:

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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:24 pm
by EzRider
Is that the presidential suite at the Croatian Hilton, or your last long term stay room...after they removed alla the rubber pads from the walls and floor?...I heard you didnt get ur damage deposit back...but sheesh

Z

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 2:02 pm
by XAmaltheaX
Hey Ez...


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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 3:09 pm
by EzRider
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sry, wasnt payin attention...say it again? :wink:

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:33 am
by EzRider
ever wonder why there have never been any noted physicists from Croatia even nominated for the nobel prize? it seems teaching things like vectors, the theory of relativity, rates of decent, etc. dont rank very highly when considering learning how to properly milk a goat takes precident, even in croatian highschools. a law passed in 1960 by Croatian parliament banned the use of death defying stunts by Croatian circus performers after an unfortunate accident involving the 'human canonball'. of course, Croatia is so far behind in technology, that no cameras were available in the 60's, so an artist rendered the scene for posterity.

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although startled, the elephant was not harmed in the extraction. the performer, whos name was Amaltheador Hitsdachitz recovered from his injuries and went on to run one of the largest fertilizer distribution centers in Croatia. he is survived by 2 daughters.

Z

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:46 am
by EzRider
The other night Goga was invited out for a night with "the girls." She told her Dad that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.
Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing Dad would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT! :)
The next morning her Dad asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh Crap.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:42 am
by XAmaltheaX
LOL for to the coocoo :)

People, remember already, if u feed him he will go on and on and on blabbering, so:

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And as for u Russ (hihihi):

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I rest my case and milk my cow :)

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:52 am
by EzRider
that cant be your best....no0o0o0o it cant. so much respect would be lost...take a day...think it over...and try again

Z

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:16 pm
by Tamara
Hey guys :D I was just wondering ummmm why they transfered you into another room :?: :!:Maybe cause ur so funny and interesting and u need to yap in general stuff so that no one can see u :shock:
They finaly found a solution hihihihihi,instead of locking ur post they let u blow ur steam in a dark secluded place called general stuff.
My condolance LOL

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:18 pm
by XAmaltheaX
Hey Ez:

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how bout u?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:58 pm
by EzRider
that was a bit better. i think maybe we go after Tam next tho :twisted:
Z

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:18 pm
by EzRider
Last year, amalthea died her hair dark. since then, the following has surfaced as to her life as a blonde, and why she went this route:

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." !

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M! &M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She was sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company :shock:
Z

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:54 am
by XAmaltheaX
LOL well ok Ez, I wanted to keep your secret but now u've done it.

I told you before there is nothing wrong with working as a Canadian coastguard, there is absolutely nothing you got to be ashamed about:

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When I started playing euchre I learned alot about americans, canadians, australians etc, and ofcourse the basic differences between themselves. What I've been told that one of the big differences between americans and canadians is that canadians have lack of patriotism (or americans have too much hihi).
I took that for granted before Ez sent me his picture above. I mean maaaan, this proud little canadian, all dressed up and armed eager to protect his country from the mad fishes and stuff.
And I said: Ez, this is the picture not only of you, but of canadian patriotism as well. Shows the courage and wholeheartedness of one troll ....eeer man, on a small tub... eeer ship proudly floating... eeer speeding to protect and serve his country.

I am proud to have you for a friend, if you every float around adriatic we would be pleased to have you here :) (but have in mind your vehicle will not pass a croatian technical exam for vessels)