On a lighter note............

Post by **sandbar** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:57 pm

You are riding in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a drop off which goes straight down

On your right side are two huge white horses travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a giraffe which is bigger than your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a large brown bear, also going at the same speed
The road goes around in a tight circle and everyone is travelling at high speed.

What must you do to safely get out of this situation?

Purely Innocent · Post by **Purely Innocent** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:02 pm

I have a variety of answers...but I dont really want PETA called in on this

FrshVaBreeze · Post by **FrshVaBreeze** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:21 am

Slow the heck down?

(As an alternative I would quickly run over any animal before going over the edge even if it was a unicorn.)

Tater · Post by **Tater** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:40 am

Wake up from this dream?

XtesterX · Post by **XtesterX** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:46 am

pull slowly to the right and slow down

HEXA · Post by **HEXA** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:52 am

Jump on a horse!

grandmaS · Post by **grandmaS** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:22 am

OK I am riding not driving, so I jump from the car onto the closest horse, jump from that horse to the outside horse and either speed up or slow down to let everyone else go by...............

/me is very agile lol

EzRider · Post by **EzRider** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:24 am

wait untill the merry go round stops and then disembark safely

grandmaS · Post by **grandmaS** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:46 am

OH wow EZ what a great answer

Post by **Dust In The Wind** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:13 pm

Yep like EZ's answer....................

Otherwise being an Ogre I would have not left the swamp to get into the middle of such a traffic jam and gotten my food at the Swamp Bar rather then trying to go into town.

JUST DUST

Primal Instincts · Post by **Primal Instincts** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:20 pm

Im gonna drive my truck next to an unsaddled running horse....with GrandmaS in the passenger seat......and film her jumpin out of my truck onto that horse...then sell the film to Ripley's.........

PS...FRSH....I have notified PAWS that you blatantly ran over an innocent animal...

grandmaS · Post by **grandmaS** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:30 pm

/me it would be more like Worlds Funniest Video's ..............hehehe

Post by **sandbar** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:37 pm

You got it, Ez, but you forgot to add, stop drinking, then hop off the circus roundabout

x MISSY x · Post by **x MISSY x** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:46 pm

Primal GrandmaS isnt pullin ur leg she is quit agile for a gma....(hehe linda pullin legs reminds me of somethin).....

grandmaS · Post by **grandmaS** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:57 pm

LOL there were no pictures and there fore no proof LOL