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On a lighter note............

Post by sandbar » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:57 pm

:lol: You are riding in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a drop off which goes straight down

On your right side are two huge white horses travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a giraffe which is bigger than your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a large brown bear, also going at the same speed
The road goes around in a tight circle and everyone is travelling at high speed.

What must you do to safely get out of this situation? :?
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Post by Purely Innocent » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:02 pm

I have a variety of answers...but I dont really want PETA called in on this :twisted:

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Post by FrshVaBreeze » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:21 am

Slow the heck down?


(As an alternative I would quickly run over any animal before going over the edge even if it was a unicorn.)
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Post by Tater » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:40 am

Wake up from this dream?
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Post by XtesterX » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:46 am

pull slowly to the right and slow down

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Post by HEXA » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:52 am

Jump on a horse!
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Post by grandmaS » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:22 am

OK I am riding not driving, so I jump from the car onto the closest horse, jump from that horse to the outside horse and either speed up or slow down to let everyone else go by...............

/me is very agile lol
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Post by EzRider » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:24 am

wait untill the merry go round stops and then disembark safely
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Post by grandmaS » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:46 am

OH wow EZ what a great answer :)
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Post by Dust In The Wind » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:13 pm

Yep like EZ's answer....................

Otherwise being an Ogre I would have not left the swamp to get into the middle of such a traffic jam and gotten my food at the Swamp Bar rather then trying to go into town.


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Post by Primal Instincts » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:20 pm

Im gonna drive my truck next to an unsaddled running horse....with GrandmaS in the passenger seat......and film her jumpin out of my truck onto that horse...then sell the film to Ripley's......... :lol:

PS...FRSH....I have notified PAWS that you blatantly ran over an innocent animal...
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Post by grandmaS » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:30 pm

/me it would be more like Worlds Funniest Video's ..............hehehe
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Post by sandbar » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:37 pm

:D You got it, Ez, but you forgot to add, stop drinking, then hop off the circus roundabout :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by x MISSY x » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:46 pm

Primal GrandmaS isnt pullin ur leg she is quit agile for a gma....(hehe linda pullin legs reminds me of somethin).....
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Post by grandmaS » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:57 pm

LOL there were no pictures and there fore no proof LOL
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