OGRE CRASHES HARDWOOD

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OGRE CRASHES HARDWOOD

Post by Primal Instincts » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:20 am

Its been reported that an Ogre shorted out HW while incorrectly installing an electric fence around a swamp.....repairs are being made and the Ogre is resting comfortably in the hospital with sever shock written all over his face.....several lumber companys have volunteered to install the fence in cedar..... free........"note" do not expect to see much hair on the Ogre for a few months.....he sincerely apologizes for any inconvenience caused to HW players..... 8)
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Post by Tater » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:52 pm

Like I said"probably using a cell, while in the swamp, under powerlines"
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Post by Primal Instincts » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:51 pm

Nope wasnt his cell....he shorted out HW when he built the fence IN the water and then plugged it in with an extension cord plugged in at his surge protector that his puter was connected to while signed in to HW..... wonder what a hairless Ogre looks like.......ROFL.. 8)

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Post by Dust In The Wind » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:11 pm

NOT all the facts are true...... OGRE is fine, hair was only slightly made crispy on the right hand. The rest of the facts are as so:

1) Lumber companys are DONKEYS <<=== not allowed
2) The fence only needed an insulator
3) Connection has been rerouted through the Niagara GRID and those on the East Coast may only see some flicking when the DONKEYS try to get over the fence
4) It was PRIMALS IDEA


JUST DUST

PS - I think he may be a DONKEY undercover
TO BE OR NOT TO BE..... NOW WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT??? TO BE OF COURSE!!!!!

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Post by Primal Instincts » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:06 pm

The fence was my idea....a WOODEN fence.....however....you didnt listen......and look what you caused.... I understand Gromph has installed an Ogre barrier to the system......ROFL 8)
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Post by ishy_48 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:36 am

BUMP



/me blows up Ogre barrier system so Da Ogre can roam freely :twisted:
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Post by Dust In The Wind » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:14 am

AAAHHHHHH free at last to reek havoc......... Ogre plugs into da System..

TY ISHY


JUST DUST


PS - it still was Primal's idea
TO BE OR NOT TO BE..... NOW WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT??? TO BE OF COURSE!!!!!

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Post by ishy_48 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:30 am

lol your welcome Ogre :)
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Post by sandbar » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:08 pm

:P Notice, Ishy, that it was the GUYS who made all the mess, (Ogre's can be guys too :wink: Now, if it had been a FEMALE we woulda had that fence up and running in no time, and taken the shortest route, at the same time putting on our lipstick, changing a nappy, and answering the mobile. Do we know how to multitask or what! :P

I have duct taped Primal and Dust's mouth shut.

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Post by ishy_48 » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:18 pm

/me is typing this talking on the phone sending an email and removing duct tape from Da Ogres mouth ( primals can stay on lololol)

and PS: fixing my hair too..
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Post by Dust In The Wind » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:57 pm

/me Ogre feeding crocs, typing message, gas (better out than in), wiring Primal's cabin and brushing teeth and not a female Ogre either.....


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Post by RiverBelle » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:13 am

Was the silvercreek server down last night? I was having withdrawals! The Ogre better behave himself from now on! :twisted: !!

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Post by grandmaS » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:27 am

Yes there were storms there and it was bumping us
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Post by sandbar » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:15 pm

:shock: Send the bill to the Ogre, Jonas, he did it, he did it! Crashed for 20 minutes it did. :roll: (p.s. hehehehe big hug to my favorite ogre anyway)
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Post by Jonas » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:13 pm

storm, it was more like the gate of hell opening up :) We didn't have power for 2 1/2 hrs, luckly we did have battery backup and Dan Stayed late to make sure everything came back up smoothly.

Sorry for any down time.

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